• Mom: *sigh* The flight to Dubai takes so long.
  • Me: C'mon, it's not that long. You can try to sleep, you can read a book or use your laptop...
  • Mom: I can use my laptop?
  • Me: Sure!
  • Mom: But I'm not online, am I?
  • Me: No.
  • Mom: Then, what shall I do with it?

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